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Wednesday, October 13, 2010

Wendy's off of Rt. 84

The young woman approaches the Wendy’s restaurant counter. She has already ordered and consumed her food, and her friends sit at the sticky table behind her, fingering fries and slurping Jr. Frosties.

The observant Wendy’s employee—a good-looking young man of about 15 years, with light cafĂ©-colored skin, tailored eyebrows, and mischievous eyes—recognizes that her needs are likely more complex than those of the others in line, who are merely ordering their first meal. Having already eaten, she could be standing there to criticize or complain, or to passively re-order an item that he had neglected to put on the tray the first time around.

“Are you all set?” he asks.

“I was wondering if I could get a small cup of coffee.”

His face relaxes. “Sure.” He types on the boxy register. “One-oh-eight.”

She hands him exact change. “Also, your trash can is a bit full over there.” She gestures toward the door, where cups and straws and BIGGIE fries containers poke out of the container’s mouth, causing it to resemble a bloated, messy monster in the process of munching. He can't see it from where he's standing but still smiles self-consciously. “Thanks,” he says, and then dashes back to figure out where they make the coffee. He can be heard asking around.

He returns and the young woman, “It will take a couple of minutes.”

“No problem.”

Business has slowed. The line that had, minutes ago, folded around the railings, is now nonexistent, and the young man relaxes and wait for the coffee to brew.

A pale doughy boy is working the register to his right. His soft face and neck suggest a sedentary lifestyle and a diet of fast food and packaged preservatives. The waist of his khaki pants is stretched to the max, forcing the fabric around his fly open like the cover of a book, revealing a strained zipper that falters half an inch below his pants button. As he fills beverages, he talks to the customer he is serving, in the hollow, nasal voice of an adolescent with braces, which is what he is.

“I’ve been here since four o’clock and in that first hour or so hardly anyone came in. Then and all of a sudden…” He shakes his head as his voice trails off.

“Four? I’ve been here since 11 o’clock,” first server says. "Lunch time is the worse. People are crazy.”

“Oh I know. Believe me.” The doughy server finishes with his customer and makes his way out from behind the counter.

“You leavin?” the first server asks.

“I’m doing trays,” the white server says. He picks up an errant tray from a table near the window and moves toward the plastic station in the center of the room that holds the ketchup and mustard dispensers, the plastic wear, straws, salt and pepper packets, napkins, and the rest. It is flanked by three uber-full garbage cans and one green tree-like plant that sprouts oddly from center, bringing to mind an oasis in the middle of a desert.

“You want to do me a favor?” 

“What’s that?”

“You want to take out that garbage by the door?” He grins at the girl waiting for her coffee, who is now apparently become his co-conspirator.

The white correspondent can be seen shaking his head as he gathers more trays.

“C’mon,” the first server says. “I took it out this morning.”

“I’ll tell you want. I’ll make you a deal," the doughy server says, without looking up. He is now collecting trays from the top of the garbage can in question. "I’ll take out the trash. If you do the trays.”

“Deal.” The first server shifts his weight, stands taller, and smiles.

The doughy server returns a stack of some fifteen trays and places them on a counter in the back.

“I’ll do the trays. As soon as I’m finished serving this customer,” the first server says.

“And I’ll do the trash as soon as I help my customer.” He turns to the gray-mustached man in a ball cap who has approached his register. “Welcome to Wendy’s. What can I get for you today, sir?”

A young lady returns from the back with the coffee. The server hands it to the girl who's been waiting. “Here you are, miss.” At that he turns to begin doing something to the trays.

After ambling back to the condiment station, glancing around half-heartedly for cream, and realizing that it is a dairy product and is probably kept cold, the girl returns to the counter. Her server has disappeared, and with the doughy white server still tending to his customer, she is forced to ask a heavily mascara'd girl with a too-long, too-thin strand of bangs swept to the side of her Wendy’s visor, who is chewing her gum with a sort of bovine open-mouthed mindlessness and is really just passing by the front counter on her way to do something else, for some cream.

In the depths of the Wendy’s food-prep operations, the girl seeking cream can see her adorable server being summoned by a clean-cut plump but neat 30-something-year old man, who is obviously a manager.

“Quick, quick. Get over here,” he says. “I mean it.”

“I was doin trays!”

“No, no. We gotta get that garbage out. Put these on.” He tosses him a pair of rubber gloves at his chest.

“But. . .” He wants to explain, and maybe he begins to explain, but he knows it is no use. His manager is stupid and wouldn’t understand, anyway, the immense pleasure and satisfaction of a deal struck between two gentlemen. The server doesn't fully understand it either. He just knows that fora few minutes he felt far better, far older, taller, more handsome, and more independent than he ever had while working at Wendy’s before. And he knows he feels much worse now. Surely the deal brought the two young men closer than they had ever been to one another, and probably closer than they will ever be again.

The server snaps on the gloves reluctantly and glares over the stove at the fat head of his fat, doughy white colleague, still taking orders at the front of the store.

Wednesday, October 6, 2010

rainy day x-ray

In the radiology waiting room at St. Luke’s Memorial Hospital, an older Jewish couple waits for x-rays. The wife, who wears on her squarish, masculine face a haggard expression, sits in the chair closest to the pretty, young Indian receptionist taking both of their information.

“His birthday?”

 “Four, eighteen, thirty-six.”

A young, male radiology tech with shoulder-length hair tucked behind his ears appears, picks up the clipboard, and reads the wife’s name.

 “Go ahead. I’ll finish here with your husband,” the receptionist says.


The wife follows the young man through the double doors around the corner, and the husband stands up gingerly and takes over her chair.


“You’re retired, sir?”


“What’s that?”


“Retired?” She smiles.


“Yes, retired.”


“Just checking.” After each question her eyes return to her computer screen and her fingers type impossibly fast. Outside it has been raining all morning. It rained all night, too. On the drape behind the husband’s head, a dark parabola of wetness has begun to form. “Tell me what it is you’re here for, sir.”


“I’m having some trouble with my right knee.”


“Your right knee, sir?”


“Yes.”


Typing. Raining. “What’s the problem?”


“I can straighten my left knee.” He stands up to demonstrate, though not all the way up. His back is slightly hunched. “But I can’t straighten my right knee.” His right leg is bent at about 140 or 150 degrees. “It won’t go all the way.”


The receptionist stands up so she can see what he’s doing over her desk. “Limited range of motion.”

He sits down, with effort. “Yes, limited.”

The receptionist nods and types. She hands him a form. “Please sign on lines one, two, three and four.”

From his shirt pocket he removes his glasses and with care, he unfolds them and places them on his nose.

“You know you are scheduled to have both knees examined,” she says.

He looks up from the paper. “I think it’s just the right one that I need the x-ray on.”

“The doctor usually likes to look at both to compare.”

The husband considers this a moment and then nods. “Well of that’s what the doctor thinks is best, then all right, that’s fine.”

 “But if you don’t want to have both knees x-rayed, that is of course completely up to you, as the patient. If you’d only like one knee examined, then that is absolutely possible.”

“No no, do both,” he says.

“You want both of them examined?”

“Yes, I want both of my knees examined.” He signs the last line of the paper and returns it to her. His wife has now returned and she takes her spot in the seat to his right. “You’re back so soon.”

“Yes, it’s very quick,” she says. “They are very organized.”

There is a flat screen TV hanging over her head that plays Rachael Ray. She is cooking chili with buttermilk ranch avocado dip.

“They say they’re going to do both of the knees,” he says to her.

“To compare.”

“That’s right, to compare.”

She nods and wrinkles up her nose, purses her lips, with an expression indicating prudency. “That’s better.”

The receptionist leans over her desk. “Excuse me ma’am. You may go downstairs now to see the doctor.”

“Oh I was going to wait here,” the wife says. “For my husband.”

“If you go down now the doctor might be able to see you early,” the receptionist says. “Sometimes if they have a moment, they can just”—she makes a fast, whooshing sound—“slip you in.”

“You should head down there,” the husband says. “I’ll be quick. I’ll meet you down there.”

“All right. I’ll head down there. I’ll see you down there.” She touches him on the shoulder.

“Yes, go down there. I’ll be all right.”

She leans heavily on her cane and limps to the elevator, where someone is holding the door.